A Little Bit Too Much.

So, my boyfriend said to me, "This is all gonna go on your blog, isn't it?" And at first I hadn't even thought of that but then I was like OH YEAH IT IS YOU BETCHA BUDDY. Well, I didn't say that but I thought it. So here goes the story.

I was back in D.C. since yesterday but then came back today. After the ride back my boyfriend and I decided to go to dinner at this little Bohemian restaurant in Davis. We were driving by and there was this fire thingy outside and I thought it was awesome so I said, hey let's go there. So we did.

It was a lot fancier than I had anticipated, but we went in anyway. Just a little bit of background to put it out there, my boyfriend is apparently like the Brad Pitt of Indian guys. SO, you can imagine the countless amount of ho's we encounter when we go out that I'd just LOVE to just pummel into the ground. ANYWAY...we get this skinny little Chinese chick as our waitress that throughout the night decides to flirt up a fucking hurricane with my boyfriend, telling him about her life story. She was like, "Oh yeah I went to Berkeley and I lived in the Sunset but it's so weird because they call it sunset but I couldn't ever see the sun!" Oh really? Is that why you're so fucking pale? I'd like to show the bitch how hot the sun is by shoving her stank face into the fire pit right outside, bitch THIS is what the sun's like! Though I digress...

She also managed to ramble on about the potato salad they had at the restaurant. Talking about how if you gave her a spoonful or a bowl she'd eat it all with a giant chicken nugget. That's yeah..really...interesting...I was sooo interested in giant chicken nuggets and her salad eating abilities. Along with the touching my boyfriend on the shoulder TWICE and telling of completely, utterly useless information about her pathetic life, I became extremely bored and decided to take my phone out and start texting.

Well, some other stuff happened. Including me eating a cherry drenched in vodka that was like evil burning my throat. I shall never do that again. Anyway, what was the point of this post? I have no clue. I just wanted to post about it. SO HERE. RAWRRGR. Okay. I'm done.