Epic Battle at the Mail Box

So yesterday after picking up some groceries, my boyfriend and I decided to take a quick walk to our mailboxes and get the mail. I had my key ready to open my mail box and my boyfriend decides to nudge me enough for me to briefly lose my balance thus not being able to open my mail box. So then he tried opening his mail box and I shoved him out of the way.

Well, it became an epic battle of push and shove to see who could open their mail box first. He got his open first because somehow amidst the battle, with my key in my hand, the key scraped my entire upper arm. There is one huge red mark and two smaller ones in a straight line down my arm - and it hurt like HELL. My boyfriend got all worried and then I steathily shut his mail box and opened mine - muahahah. After getting our mail we went back to the apartment and the marks started to swell up and it was not cool.

Then later on I was starting to prepare dinner by cutting raw chicken with a very sharp knife and lo' and behold I sliced my finger open. It started bleeding for a while but then stopped because the cut wasn't very big. I put my water-proof bandaids to good use. But still. Knives. So not cool.

Then today this morning one of my notebooks slipped out of my binder while I was walking and it scratched my thumb. I now have a paper cut on my thumb.

The key scraping, knife slicing, paper cutting ALL happened to my left arm/hand. ARGH. SO NOT COOL DOODE! :[